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miaman:

this was supposed to be cute but it turned out kinda

morbid

…I’m gonna take a wild guess and say the two of them never grow out of this phase

also 2PFrance wins the most neglectful parent award

i still find this adorable :3

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that-badass-red:

Hetalia Giveaway!!!

This is a giveaway of some Hetalia items as I am no longer in need of them!

INCLUDED:

One winner will receive:

Hetalia (English) Volumes 1 and 2, brand new

A Romano Trading Figure, complete with original stand

A Japan Keychain, lot of wear but can be painted over with black paint and easily fixed

A Holy Roman Empire cell charm, brand new!

RULES:

Reblogs and likes count! The winner will be chosen with a random number generator!

I will ship anywhere!

You do not have to be following me!

Please do not use a giveaway blog and cheat, let’s try to be fair!

You don’t have to buy anything but I would really love it if you would check out the Hetalia items for sale here!!

GIVEAWAY ENDS AUGUST 10TH. WINNER WILL BE NOTIFIED THE DAY OF AND GIVEN 3 DAYS TO REPLY, OR ANOTHER WILL BE CHOSEN. PLEASE HAVE A WORKING ASK BOX SO I MAY CONTACT YOU!

Good luck!!

Feel free to message me with questions/concerns!

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hipsternadian:

omfg this comic was such a hassle to upload

you better love it

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(( OOC Post ))

Me waiting for Metrocon <3:

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Hetalia Headcanon: Sex

America: When bottoming, he's pretty loud and twitches around a lot, he also likes being choked a bit. When topping, he's not as loud, and he's very focused with a rather over powering sense to him.
England: When bottoming, he's extremely loud, sometimes spouts strings of profanity. When topping, he does more of short grunting sounds, he has a tendency to talk down to people. He has a kink for sex in an office or over a hard surface like a table or counter.
France: When bottoming, as to be expected, he's loud too. He enjoys being bound and blind folded, and doesn't mind a crop or something similar. When topping, he likes to talk dirty to his partner in either a thick French accent or in French.
Canada: When bottoming (which isn't often), he moans a bit like a slut, little whimpers and loud screams when near climax. When topping, he talks dirty as well, he also has a tendency to slip into Quebecois.
Antonio: When bottoming, he screams and moans really loudly. He moves around a lot unless he's bound up, which he doesn't mind. When topping, he's rather controlling. He orders the other around a lot, and has this smirk on his face the whole time.
Romano: Whiny as hell when he's a bottom. It mostly consists of him demanding his partner to do other things, or repeat the same thing faster or harder. When he tops, it's somewhat similar, only more commanding.
Gilbert: When bottoming (which is more then he'd admit), he's rather quiet. It's mostly whimpering and squeaking until right near his climax when he starts screaming. When topping, he's actually pretty awkward, he doesn't talk much and just expects the other to just know what to do next.
Sweden: When either topping or bottoming all that comes out are little grunts. He thinks more about his partner's comfort then his own.
Finland: He's just loud no matter what position he's in, and he curses quite a bit. When he bottoms, he has a horrible tendency to not be able to hold still.
Hong Kong: When bottoming, he keeps his mouth covered as much as possible, when his hands are tied up however, he screams just like his Dad. When topping, he has quite a few sadistic tendencies. He likes to bite and scratch hard enough to draw blood, and depending on the partner, he likes to do more then just that.
Iceland: When bottoming, he's a masochist. He likes being scratched and bit and tied up and the whole nine yards. He moans and screams pretty loudly, he especially loves calling out his lover's name. When topping, he's much quieter. He suddenly turns rather controlling and orders the other around, but he doesn't turn sadistic.
China: When bottoming, he does a lot of whimpering and squirming around. He doesn't enjoy being bound. When topping, he's very authoritative. He takes control and no is not an answer (but not rape). However, he puts up a fight no matter which position he's in.
Russia: He's pretty domineering, and he always makes sure to get what he wants (not rape). He's kind of a masochist and doesn't really mind getting a little violent during sexytimes, but if you hurt him he does get more aggressive. He'd definitely prefer to top than bottom, but with the right person he'd be more open to it. Afterwards he gets super cuddly.
Poland: A lot of whimpering, bitting, and squirming no matter the position, but especially when he's bottoming. When he's topping there's more ordering around and less biting.
Turkey: A very dominate lover. Experienced. His partners pleasure brings him pleasure and he wants to be unforgettable to even the most promiscuous of his lovers. Likes to have utter control in bed and will not give up his dominate position easily. A lot of smirks and sexy grins when he sees he is doing a good job. A good way to pleasure him is to stroke his ego along with other things~ He can become loud but a series of grunts and growls are the usual. A habit he has picked up is marking his bedmate with a bite.
(Feel free to add more!)

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